Loudon Wainwright III
Rufus Is a Tit Man
Rufus is a tit man
Suckin' on his mamma's gland
Suckin' on the nipple
It's a sweeter than the ripple wine
Yes its sweeter than the wine
You can tell by the way the boy burps
That it's gotta taste fine
Marco Polo craved the spice and silk
And Rufus craves the mamma's milk
No moo-cow no billy-goat
Is gonna get the baby's vote
Come on mamma
Come on and open up your shirt
Yeah you've got the goods mamma
Give the little boy a squirt
For my lungs and my liver
I do definitely fear
I like to suck on cigarettes
And drink the wine and beer
The doctor says I'm oral
Blblblbllla-a-a-a-a-
And I believe it's true
Ah son you look so satisfied
I envy you
So put Rufus on the left one
And put me right on the right
And like Romulus and Remus
We'll suck all night
Come on mamma
Come on and lactate awhile
Yeah look down on us mamma
And flash us a Madonna smile