High, wide, and handsome - that's how I like a-livin'
High, wide, and handsome - that's how life should be
Low, skinny, and ugly - that's for other people
High, wides and handsome suits me to a T

Song, wine and women - they're my three favorites
Beer, gin, and whiskey - that's five, six, and four
Saturday night I like eatin' and dancin'
I sleep all day Sunday so's I'm ready for more

High, wide, and handsome - you can't take it with you
High, wide, and handsome - that's one way to go
Let's live it up - might as well, we're all dyin'
High, wide, and handsome - let's put on a show