Loudon Wainwright III
Animal Song
Dog goes bow-wow, kitty goes meow
The milk cow she goes moo
The chicken goes cluck and the duck goes quack
And the rooster goes cock-a-doodle-do
The pig is fat and the snail is slow
And the donkey sure is dumb
The lion is brave and the bear is strong
And the snake sticks out it's tongue
Fish in the air and birds in the water
And the earthworm underground
Clams in the shell, ants in the hill
And horses on the merry-go-round
Big as whale, crazy like a fox
Lazy as a three toed sloth
Beavers make dams, bees make honey
That's a caterpillar in this moth
With a monkey on my back and tiger in my tank
And a frog down in my throat
Wearin' alligator shoes and a turtleneck sweater
And a full length camel hair coat
In a shark-skin suit drinkin' bird's-nest soup
A rabbit foot for a lucky charm
Coo-coo-ka-choo, I belong in a zoo
Readin' Orwell's Animal Farm
Dog goes bow-wow, kitty goes meow
The milk cow she goes moo
The chicken goes cluck and the duck goes quack
And the rooster goes cock-a-doodle-do
The pig is fat and the snail is slow
And the donkey sure is dumb
The lion is brave and the bear is strong
And the snake sticks out it's tongue