[Verse 1: Christian]
At the station you can meet her
With that smile you couldn't cheat her
A woman that kind is hard to find

[Verse 2: Rachel]
It's good to take a girl in the not so very good world
To walk in the park
Until it gets dark

[Chorus: Both]
Sometimes I feel ugly and old
Excuse me, baby if I'm acting bold
My head gets hot but my feet aren't cold
Excuse me, if you will

[Verse 3: Rachel]
Take a breather on the bench
Helps to build up the suspense
The two of you go to a movie show

[Verse 4: Christian]
If she's woman there's a chance that she maybe likes to dance
You go to the hall
You outstep 'em all
[Chorus: Both]
Don't make a hullaballoo
I'm not thе hoi polloi
I'll try any trick and I'll pull any ploy
I'm a used up twentieth cеntury boy
Excuse me, if you will

[Verse 5: Christian & Rachel]
She takes you home to meet the folks
You're laughing at the father's jokes
Shall we watch TV?
It's alright with me

[Verse 6: Christian & Rachel]
Time to go, you're gonna miss her
In the doorway try to kiss her
Oh, it tastes so good
Like you hoped it would

[Chorus: Both]
If I was sixteen again, I'd give my eyetooth
I'm tired and I'm hungry and I'm looking for my youth
I'm a little uncool and I'm a little uncouth
Excuse me, if you will

[Verse 1: Both]
At the station you can meet her
With that smile you couldn't cheat her
A woman that kind is hard to find