Loudon Wainwright III
Motel Blues
[Verse]
In this town, television shuts off at 2
What can a lonely rock and roller do?
The bed's so big and the sheets are clean
Your girlfriend said that you were 19
The styrofoam ice bucket is full of ice
Come up to my motel room, treat me nice, treat me nice

[Verse]
I don't wanna make no late night New York calls
And I don't wanna stare at them ugly grass matte walls
Chronologically, I know you're young
But when you kissed me in the club, you bit my tongue
I'll write a song for you and put it on my next LP
Come up to my motel room, sleep with me, sleep with me

[Verse]
Thеre's a Bible in the drawеr, don't be afraid
I'll put up the sign to warn the clean-up maid
There's lots of soap and there's lots of towels
Never mind them desk clerk scowls
I'll buy you breakfast, they'll think you're my wife
Come up to my motel room, save my life, save my life
Come up to my motel room, save my life, save my life