[Chorus]
I was sitting at the bus stop
Listening to punk rock
When I saw your boyfriend walking my way
He’s always trynna start shit
I'm always the target
Why you gotta date the ones that I hate?

Why you gotta date that
Got me falling face flat
Every time you touch him
I just wanna budge in
Baby you're so perfect
He’s not even worth it
Why you gotta date the ones that I hate

You're dating all the douchebags (the douchebags)
You're dating all the douchebags
The douchebags (yeah, yeah)
The douchebags (ayy)
The douchebags

[Verse 1]
Baby you my favorite
That won’t ever change a bit
Every time I see you
My thoughts start to take a trip
You had that sparkle in your eye
Since we met back in grade 5
You always used to wave at me
Which took me by surprise

Now I never understood
Why you always date the mean kids
You have always been nice
But your boyfriend's always teasing

Let me have a go
Show you who I really am
Your heart is half empty
And I'll fill it to the brim
Like

[Pre-Chorus]
He doesn’t even treat you good
Tell me why you're standing by his side
I don't understand what you see
Everything is clear to me
Yeah

[Chorus]
I was sitting at the bus stop
Listening to punk rock
When I saw your boyfriend walking my way
He’s always trynna start shit
I'm always the target
Why you gotta date the ones that I hate?
Why you gotta date that
Got me falling face flat
Every time you touch him
I just wanna budge in
Baby you're so perfect
He’s not even worth it
Why you gotta date the ones that I hate

You're dating all the douchebags (the douchebags)
The douchebags
Yeah

[Bridge]
I might be dirtbag
At least I’m not a douche
I'm sorry for the names
But you know it's kind of true
Who you gonna date, ayy
Who you gonna dump
I promise it will work out
If you make me the one

I might be dirtbag
At least I’m not a douche
I'm sorry for the names
But you know it's kind of true
Who you gonna date, ayy
Who you gonna dump
I promise it will work out
If you make me the one
[Chorus]
I was sitting at the bus stop
Listening to punk rock
When I saw your boyfriend walking my way
He’s always trynna start shit
I'm always the target
Why you gotta date the ones that I hate?

Why you gotta date that
Got me falling face flat
Every time you touch him
I just wanna budge in
Baby you're so perfect
He’s not even worth it
Why you gotta date the ones that I hate

You're dating all the douchebags (the douchebags)
Stop
The douchebags
[?]
They're all losers