[Verse 1]
Every day, as I walk around camp
All of these girls follow me around
I don't know why, or what could it be?
Hey, Millerd! Hah! Will you take a selfie with me?

[Chorus]
Ah-wa-oh! I'm a regular joe
Ah-wa-oh! I want the world to know
Ah-wa-oh! I'm simple and plain
Why do all these girls keep screaming my name?

[Verse 2]
I'm so ordinary, just a common dude
But they're all up in my DMs, they keep sending me n***s?
I'm nothing special, I'll tell you it's true
M-Millerd! Over here! I baked a cake for you!

[Chorus]
Ah-wa-oh! (Wa-oh!) I'm a regular joe
Ah-wa-oh! (Wa-oh!) I want the world to know
Ah-wa-oh! (Wa-oh!) I'm so simple and plain
I wish all these girls would stop screaming my namе