[Intro]
(Ta, ta-da-da, da, ta-da-da, ta-da)

[Verse 1: Allison Kaplan, FayeMata, Both]
Get ready for a new look
New rhythm and a new hook
Not here to cuddle, more like leave you in a puddle
Little double trouble got yaboyshook (Ha-ha, here's the sitch)

[Verse 2: Both, Faye Mata]
Feed sin with ya taxes
Greedy greed wins where the cash is
Wanna sell my funny, slutty body to the masses
Feelin' lonely on a Saturday night
Well, money can't buy happiness
But it can rent you paradise

[Pre-Chorus: Allison Kaplan & Faye Mata]
Give in to temptation
Take your time, I'll be patient
Be my little piggy, let me scratch your dirty itch

[Chorus: Allison Kaplan & Faye Mata]
I'm a klown, bitch
Fix up your frown, bitch
Gimme the crown, bitch
You hear that sound
You're going down
'Cause I'm a klown, bitch
[Bridge: Allison Kaplan, Faye Mata]
Special occasions splurge on the urge to go make a mistake
Give you a birthday award if you can afford all this cake
Dollar-by-dollar you got me romance and lovin' is fake
Max out your expense account
You're paying for a—

[Chorus: Both, Faye Mata]
Klown, bitch (I'm a klown, bitch, I'm a klown bitch, yeah)
Fix up your frown, bitch (Fix up ya frown, bitch, fix ya frown, bitch)
Gimme the crown, bitch (Gimme the crown, bitch, gimme that)
You hear that sound (Uh)
You're goin' down (Yeah)
'Cause I'm a klown, bitch

[Outro: Both, Faye Mata]
Ta-da-da, da, ta-da-da-da (*laughter* Oh!)
Ta, ta-da-da, da, ta-da-da-da (Gimme the crown, bitch)
Ta, ta-da-da, da, ta-da-da-da (Ooh! *laughter*)
Ta, ta-da-da, da, ta-da-da-da

'Cause I'm a klown, bitch!