[Intro]
Hey, Taylor, it's Liz
I'm actually calling because I'm gonna be in town this weekend
And we haven't talked in like, a year
So it would be really fun if we could get lunch or something
I hope you're doing well, let's catch up
Mkay, bye

[Verse 1]
Hello Liz
Take a seat and I'mma break it down in long division
You're a six and I'm a million plus a couple digits
We were friends 'til I quit being friends with psycho villains
Burns you up because I do exactly what I wanna
Left the melodrama back in Arizona
Now here's the part wherе I ignore your calls
And block your number

[Pre-Chorus]
Tonight I'm sitting on my bed
I'm making you a list of all thе things I never said

[Chorus]
Hello Liz
Way back then when everything was simple
You always love the game so here's a riddle
What's five foot six and empty in the middle?
Rhymes with bitch, hello Liz
I'm not surprised that you're still friends with Heather
She always seemed to handle bullshit better, mmm
You should probably maybe call me never
Hello Liz, hello Liz
[Verse 2]
For the final act I'd like to bring out my assistant
This lovely pair of very sharp and shiny scissors
Right before your eyes
You'll disappear from all our pictures

[Pre-Chorus]
Tonight I'm sitting on my bed
I'm making you a list of all the things I never said
Some of them are right, some are in my head
But every single one of them I know I won't regret

[Chorus]
Hello Liz (Hello Liz)
Way back then when everything was simple
(Simple, simple, simple)
You always love the game so here's a riddle (Riddle, riddle)
What's five foot six and empty in the middle? (Yeah)
Rhymes with bitch, hello Liz (Bitch, hello Liz)
I'm not surprised that you're still friends with Heather (Fuck Heather)
She always seemed to handle bullshit better, mmm
So you should probably maybe call me never (No)
Hello Liz, hello Liz

[Bridge]
My sis, my friend
My pal, my clique
That's what I used to call you when we were just kids
But now it makes me sick when someone brings you up
Oh wait, nobody ever did
[Outro]
Hello Liz
Hello Liz
Hello Liz
Hello Liz
(Oh wait, nobody ever did)
(Unless they feel like talking shit)
Hello Liz (I'm telling her that she should dip)
Hello Liz (Be careful what you say, Liz)
Hello Liz (Yeah, sing it, Liz)
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la