[Spoken Intro]
Fuck yeah
Thanks, Boston
Who here is, like, born and raised Boston?
Woo, represent!
I fuckin' love it here, it's great
Ross went to school here, you fuck with Boston
I fuck with Boston, I don't fuck with the weather right now in Boston, but it's okay
Oh, never gets cold, baby, you right, but I do, unfortunately
I'm from Pheonix, Arizona, so not used to cold weather at all
This song's called Arizona, let's go

[Verse 1]
Must be nice to be a guy
A vulture in a suit and tie
Takin' lives without a consequence
Bet he'd make a real good president
Used to wanna be their type
But now I think I'd rather die
And boy, you're just another pretty face
So let me put you into second place

[Pre-Chorus]
Not gonna take it in the backseat anymore (Uh-hmm, uh-hmm, hmm)
Put on your lipstick, let me show you how this works
[Chorus]
Hi, this is who I am
A girl from Arizona with a bottle in my hand
Tryin' not to give a fuck if no one understands
So hard not to give a fuck when no one understands
And I tried to stick it to the man
They told me I'm impossible but baby, that's my brand
Tryin' not to give a fuck if no one understands
It's hard not to give a fuck when no one understands

[Verse 2]
Let me get this straight
You want the world up on your plate
Get off on tellin' people
What you think that they should say
But see, I think you got me wrong
I don't know how to play along
Over all this playin' nice
I'd rather be just playin' God

[Spoken Interlude]
You know what'd be sick?
If you guys— (What?)
"What?" Yes, flashlights!
You already fuckin' know
Flashlights! Let's light the room up, yeah?
(Yes, queen!)
Okay, Boston, y'all look hot
Let's go
[Chorus]
Hi, this is who I am
A girl from Arizona with a bottle in my hand
Tryin' not to give a fuck if no one understands
So hard not to give a fuck when no one understands
And I tried to stick it to the man
They told me I'm impossible but baby that's my brand
Tryin' not to give a fuck if no one understands
It's hard not to give a fuck when no one understands

[Post-Chorus / Bridge]
La-di-da, da-da, da-da, da-da, da-da, da-dum, yeah
La-di-da, da-da, da-da, da-da, da-da, da-dum, yeah
La-di-da, da-da, da-da, da-da, da-da, da-dum, yeah
La-di-da, da-da, da-da, da-dum, yeah

[Outro]
Hi, this is who I am
A girl from Arizona with a bottle in my hand
Tryin' not to give a fuck if no one understands
I don't have a dick but you can suck my masterplan, yeah

[Spoken Outro]
Thanks, guys