[Chorus]
You're a douchebag and I can prove that
With the words you didn’t say when you left
You're a douchebag
You'll never change, yeah
And I still don't know what's goin’ on in your head
Movin’ on fast to the next, yeah
It's a hundred percent, not a chance that I'm wrong
Why'd it take me this long to know?

[Verse 1]
The story all started when a boy meets girl
And they fell in love in a big, big world
Found a place on the East Side
She really thought he would treat her right
But then one night she came back home
Started scrollin’ on hеr phone
Saw pics on the Internеt of him and a new girl in her bed

[Pre-Chorus]
I wanted us to end up as friends
I’ll tell you why not

[Chorus]
You're a douchebag and I can prove that
With the words you didn't say when you left
You're a douchebag
You'll never change, yeah
And I still don't know what's goin’ on in your head
Movin’ on fast to the next, yeah
It's a hundred percent, not a chance that I'm wrong
Why'd it take me this long to know?
[Post-Chorus]
You're a douchebag (Douchebag, yeah, yeah)
You're a douchebag (Douchebag, yeah, yeah, yeah)

[Verse 2]
Always thought that we were on that ride or die, like
It was gonna be just you and I, like
I was the Courtney to your Kurt Cobain, yeah
You numbed my brain just like novacane, yeah
We were doing everything right, yeah
Who woulda thought it would change in one night?

[Pre-Chorus]
I wanted us to end up as friends
I’ll tell you why not

[Chorus]
You're a douchebag (You're a douchebag, yeah) and I can prove that (Yeah)
With the words you didn't say when you left
You're a douchebag
You'll never change, yeah
And I still don't know what's goin’ on in your head
Movin’ on fast to the next, yeah
It's a hundred percent, not a chance that I'm wrong
Why'd it take me this long to know
[Post-Chorus]
That you're a douchebag? (Douchebag, yeah, yeah)
Douchebag (Douchebag, yeah, yeah, yeah)