[MEN]
Oh...
We're havin' a heat wave
A tropical heat wave
The temperature's rising, it isn't surprising
She certainly can
Can-can
She's starting a heat wave
By letting her seat wave
In such a way that the customers say that
She certainly can
Can-can
Gee, gee, her anatomy
Makes the mercury
Shoot!

[VICTORIA]
To ninety three

[MEN]
Ow, ow, ow, ow
We're havin' a heat wave
A tropical heat wave
The way that she moves, that thermometer proves
That she certainly can
[VICTORIA, spoken]
What's your name, honey?

[FIRST MAN, spoken]
Pablo

[MEN]
Certainly can

[SECOND MAN, spoken]
Chico

[MEN]
Certainly can

[THIRD MAN, spoken]
Miguelito

[VICTORIA]
Pablo, Chico, Miguelito

[MEN]
Ahh! Can-can

[VICTORIA, spoken]
Pablo
It say here under, weather report
It say, a front of warm air is moving in from...
[MEN]
Where?

[VICTORIA, spoken]
Jamaica
Moderately high barometic pressure will
Cover the, north east and...

[MEN]
Where else?

[VICTORIA, spoken]
The Deep South
Small danger of...

[MEN]
What?

[VICTORIA, spoken]
Fruit frost
Hot and humid nights can be expected

[MEN]
Saint Vincent, 95
Guadeloupe, 97
Santo Domingo, 99
Martinique, 105
[VICTORIA]
We're having a heat wave
A tropical heat wave
The temperature's rising, it isn't surprising
He certainly can
Can
I started this heat wave
By...

[MEN]
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

[VICTORIA, spoken]
In such a way that
The customers say that
I certainly can

[MEN]
Can-can

[VICTORIA]
Gee, gee, gee, her anatomy...

[TERENCE, spoken]
It's easy to see why he did it
[Gets punched by Molly]
Ow!

[VICTORIA]
Makes the mercury
Rise to 93
We're having a heat wave
A tropical, tropical heat wave
The wave that I move, that thermometer proves

[MEN]
She certainly, certainly, certainly can

[VICTORIA]
I certainly, certainly, certainly can

[ALL]
Can-can