[FRANK, spoken]
And now little lady, if you'll kindly step up to the parapet
I'll give you a lesson in marksmanship.​

[ANNIE, spoken]
You couldn't give me a lesson in long distance spittin'.​

(sung)
Anything you can do, I can do better
I can do anything better than you

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
No, you can't
[ANNIE]
Yes, I can
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
Anything you can be, I can be greater
Sooner or later, I'm greater than you

[ANNIE]
No, you're not

[FRANK]
Yes, I am

[ANNIE]
No, you're not

[FRANK]
Yes, I am

[ANNIE]
No, you're not

[FRANK]
Yes, I am
Yes, I am
I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge

[ANNIE]
I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow

[FRANK]
I can live on bread and cheese

[ANNIE]
And only on that?

[FRANK]
Yes

[ANNIE]
So can a rat

[FRANK]
Any note you can reach, I can go higher

[ANNIE]
I can sing anything higher than you

[FRANK]
No, you can't
[ANNIE]
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can

[ANNIE]
Anything you can buy, I can buy cheaper
I can buy anything cheaper than you

[FRANK]
Fifty cents

[ANNIE]
Forty cents

[FRANK]
Thirty cents

[ANNIE]
Twenty cents

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
Anything you can say, I can say softer

[ANNIE]
I can say anything softer than you

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker

[ANNIE]
I can do it quicker and get even sicker

[FRANK]
I can open any safe

[ANNIE]
Without being caught?

[FRANK]
Sure

[ANNIE]
That's what I thought, you crook

[FRANK]
Any note you can hold, I can hold longer

[ANNIE]
I can hold any note longer than you

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can

[FRANK, ANNIE]
No, you can't (Yes, I)

[ANNIE]
Can

[FRANK]
Yes, you can

[ANNIE]
Anything you can wear, I can wear better
In what you wear, I'd look better than you

[FRANK]
In my coat?

[ANNIE]
In your vest

[FRANK]
In my shoes?

[ANNIE]
In your hat

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
Anything you can say, I can say faster

[ANNIE]
I can say anything faster than you

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can

[FRANK, ANNIE]
No, you can't, no, you can't, no, you can't, no, you can't (Yes, I, I, I, yes, I can)

[FRANK]
I can jump a hurdle

[ANNIE]
I can wear a girdle

[FRANK]
I can knit a sweater

[ANNIE]
I can fill it better

[FRANK]
I can do most anything

[ANNIE]
Can you bake a pie?

[FRANK]
No

[ANNIE]
Neither can I

[FRANK]
Anything you can sing, I can sing sweeter

[ANNIE]
I can sing anything sweeter than you

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Oh, yes, I can

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
No, you can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can

[FRANK]
No, you can't, can't, can't

[ANNIE]
Yes, I can, can, can, can

[FRANK, ANNIE]
No, you can't (Yes, I can)