He's a homo a faggot and girls don't affect him
Loves to stuff gerbils and fists up his rectum
Surely you recall the most limp-wristed reindeer of all

Rudolph the Deep Throat Reindeer
Wore a skirt and pantyhose
And if you ever saw him
You would know at once he blows

All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names
They said he was a fag deer
And threw snow on him to kill the flames

Then one horny Christmas Eve
Santa had to say
"Mrs. Claus is on the rag
Suck me dry, you reindeer fag."

"Why sure, Santa, it'll be my pleasure."
"Ho, ho . . . ohhhh!" (gulp)

Now how the elves all love him
As they shouted out with glee
Rudolph, you Deep Throat Reindeer
Will you please go down on me?
Then one horny Christmas Eve
Santa had to say
"Rudolph, now you turn around
I feel like getting my dick brown."

"Ok, Santa, point your pole north
I'm ready
Ah, ah, ahhhhh."
"Ho, ho, . . . ohhhh!"

Now all the reindeer hate him
He never has to pull the sled
He rides in back with Santa
Going 'round the world and giving head