[Verse 1]
Was a little girl
Maybe five-foot-two
Had the cutest little feet
Made my heart go tweet-tweet-tweet
Quite a pleasant disposition

[Verse 2]
Then came a pretty young French girl, mmm
Whom I met in Las Vegas
When I was there with my parents
Oh, my
Had a real nice conversation

[Bridge]
Met a girl at the bakery
She wanted to borrow my car from me
I said, "Take it, baby"
She took it down to Mexico
Ran over a man named Juan

[Verse 3]
Then I went to college
Met a college girl
She lived in a sorority house
Across from school
We got a real fine education
Seven women on my mind
[Piano Solo]

[Verse 4]
Now I'm married
Have a very lovely wife
Three cute little boys
So nice
And that's just half the story
Of the girls in my life