[Farley Gordon]
Back off buddy!
Leave me alone

[Jean-Luc]
What're you gonna do about it
Write a poem?

[Farley]
I hate this game
I hate my life

[Jean-Luc]
Ah, if you won't fight
Get off this ice

[Farley]
I'm jonesin' to unleash these fists of fury
In a rope-a-dope display of fighting flurry
Let's go!

[Ensemble]
It's time, lets go, we're goin' toe to toe
(Repeat x15)

[Claudette]
My goodness, why did I ever doubt that boy?
[Walt Acorn]
This is a watershed moment of happiness and joy

[Ace]
With that punch, the sky's the limit

[Jean-Luc]
Think I swallowed my bicuspid

[Edgar Gordon]
Everything's gone seriously awry!

[Hope Gordon]
Oh oh, honey, I'm so sad I can't even cry

(noise fades out)

[Farley]
Who is this person, this person in such a rage
I've become a stranger to myself on this stage
It's no excuse and I know that for sure

But being one of the boys held a surprising allure
It's clear that I have lost myself in this game
This person before me is Farley Gordon, but only in name
These cheers are hollow
They are in vain
Forcing my resolve never to play hockey again

[Coach Donker]
Where are you goin'? I wanna hug you with pride

[Farley]
Back where I belong...
Outside