[Intro]
Hello ladies and gentlemen
Roll up, I'm getting rid of all this motherfucker's old shit

[Verse 1]
Roll up, I’m having a yard sale with my old stuff
I gotta get rid of this old love
The satisfaction isn’t guaranteed
No money back, no money back

[Pre]
I’m moving out and I ain’t taking nothing
Cleaning up, put my troubles in the dust bin
Our stereo ain’t playing love songs no no more

[Chorus]
I’m having a yard sale
Giving away all of the things that I used to call my own
I’m having a yard sale
Giving away all of the memories that used to fill our home
I got a box, I got a box, all of these boxes
And I'm giving them all away for free
‘Cause in the box there is a person that could love you
But that person is the old me
Yeah, that’s the old me
Yeah, that’s the old me
(I’m having a yard sale, yard sale, yard sale)
That person is the old me
Yeah, that’s the old me
[Verse 2]
(Ahem...) closed box
I buried our pictures in a closed box
You only love me with my clothes off
Well, I took your ring off my finger, middle finger
Baby, look at it now (look at it now)

[Pre-Chorus]
I’m moving out and I ain’t taking nothing
Cleaning up, put my troubles in the dust bin
Our stereo ain’t playing love songs no no more
(Oohh oohh oohh)

[Chorus]
I’m having a yard sale
Giving away all of the things that I used to call my own
I’m having a yard sale
Giving away all of the memories that used to fill our home
I got a box, I got a box, all of these boxes
And I'm giving them all away for free
‘Cause in the box there is a person that could love you
But that person is the old me
Yeah, that’s the old me
Yeah, that’s the old me
(I’m having a yard sale, yard sale, yard sale)
That person is the old me
Yeah, that’s the old me
[Outro]
It took all my life to say fuck you
I'm moving on
I'll be gone tonight
And all you have is the old me