[Verse 1]
Maybe just because I was newly washed like Brandon Walsh
You took notice of me
You thought I was a rockstar, some gangster or a bowling star
I don't believe you babe

[Chorus]
But you, you're not the only one
Who think I am a Chiquita dude
You're not the only one
Well I'm afraid I'm not that rude

[Verse 2]
I took you to the A-house and even to the punkpalats
Those trips made you throw up
And after a few nights you took off to the holm of asps
That's where you belong

[Chorus]
But you, you're not the only one
Who think I am a Chiquita dude
You're not the only one
Well I'm afraid I'm not that rude
You're not the only one
Who think I am a Chiquita dude
You're not the only one
Well I'm afraid I'm not that rude
[Verse 3]
When it comes to you it's hard to have a open mind
So I just have one advice
Say ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

[Chorus]
But you, you're not the only one
Who think I am a Chiquita dude
You're not the only one
Well I'm afraid I'm not that rude
You're not the only one
Who think I am a Chiquita dude
You're not the only one
Well I'm afraid I'm not that rude, yeah, yeah

[Bridge]
Walt Jabsco, Walt Jabsco
Now that's what I call rude
Walt Jabsco, Walt Jabsco
He's the man he's a super dude

[Chorus]
Because you, you're not the only one
Who think I am a Chiquita dude
You're not the only one
Well I'm afraid I'm not that rude
[Outro]
Well, I'm not your Chiquita dude