[Intro]
Mr. Clean, tell me is that really you?
I wonder what you've done to become so big and dumb
But I know you can change your lifestyle once again

[Verse 1]
It's cool to be clean, if you know what I mean
When I gave you my favorite Chiquita shirt
I gave it to a guy who is cruel to everyone
He meets and who shows the world he's incomplete

[Chorus]
Mr. Clean, tell me is that really you?
I wonder what you've done to become so big and dumb
Last time we met, you beat me up that was no surprise
Though I miss the days when you were nice

[Verse 2]
It's hard to believe that you don't owe me shit
I'm well aware of what is yours and where to draw the lines
At least I have the right to write anything I think is right

[Chorus]
Mr. Clean, tell me is that really you?
I wonder what you've done to become so big and dumb
Last time we met, you beat me up that was no surprise
Though I miss the days when you were nice
[Bridge]
Looking back at the days when we were friends
Together as one we followed all the trends
But now a friend is less worth than a neggy trend

[Chorus]
Mr. Clean, tell me is that really you?
I wonder what you've done to become so big and dumb
Last time we met, you beat me up that was no surprise
Though I miss the days when you were nice
Ooooh when you were nice