[Intro]
One, two, three
Let me take a selfie

[Verse 1]
When Jason was at the table
I kept on seeing him look at me when he was with that other girl
Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous?
Because, he was totally texting me all night last night
And I don't know if it's a booty call or not
So, like, what do you think?
Did you think that girl was pretty?
How did that girl even get in here?
Did you see her?
She's so short, and that dress is so tacky
Who wears Cheetah?
It's not even summer, why does the DJ keep on playing "Summertime Sadness"?
After we go to the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette? I really need one
But first, let me take a selfie

[Chorus]
Se-se-selfie
Let me take a selfie
Selfie, self—, selfie, self—
Selfie, self—, self—
Let me take a selfie
[Verse 2]
How about "Living with my bitches, #LIVE"?
I only got ten likes in the last five minutes
Do you think I should take it down?
Let me take another selfie

[Chorus]
Se-se-selfie
Let me take a selfie
Selfie, self—, selfie, self—
Selfie, self—, self—
Let me take a selfie

[Verse 3]
Wait, pause, Jason just liked my selfie
What a creep
Is that guy sleeping over there?
Yeah, the one next to the girl with no shoes on
That's so ratchet
That girl is such a fake model
She definitely bought all her Instagram followers
Who goes out on Mondays?
Okay, let's go take some shots
Oh no, ugh, I feel like I'm gonna throw up
Oh wait, nevermind, I'm fine
Let's go dance
But first, let me take a selfie
[Chorus]
Se-se-selfie
Let me take a selfie
Selfie, self—, selfie, self—
Selfie, self—, self—
Let me take a selfie

[Verse 2]
How about "Living with my bitches, #LIVE"?
I only got ten likes in the last five minutes
Do you think I should take it down?
Let me take another selfie

[Chorus]
Se-se-selfie
Let me take a selfie
Selfie, self—, selfie, self—
Selfie, self—, self—
Let me take a selfie