Chris Rock
Weaves / Color Contacts
A lot of weaves what's up with that shit man
What is up with this weave bullshit
Who thought of that
Who said you know what I like in a woman
A big hunk of phony hair
Shit is disgusting
Feel the shit in the back what the fuck is wrong
You think you got yourself a fucking princess
You feel big lump in her head is the shit man
Can’t get through you need a map to get through the bitches
Head and shit
Oh I guess I gotta make a left over here huh
Weaves use to be nice way back in the day It's when
They use to cost money
Ya know, way back when like Diana Ross got like the
First weave
Use to look nice shit now shit you can get a weave with a full
Tank of gas
Ha fill up on weave
Check your weave mam?
You ever see a girl with OW
You know what OW is Obvious Weave
When you don't even wonder about it
Some girls will get a good weave
And they’ll walk in a room you''ll be like god damn she is fine
Is that her hair? is that a weave? I dont give a fuck
Imma talk to her anyway
And some girls soon as they walk in the room (Weave)
Weave alert just goes off and shit
The front is black and the back is like a tan brown and shit
Lookin like a cheap fur coat
Hate that shit man
I hate weaves I hate colored contacts the fuck
You got to hate yourself boy
You want different eyes don't like they eyes
I don't like my eyes I think I'll get some new ones
You don't like your eyes a lot of blind people Would love them motherfuckers
Blind people walk around give me a red and a blue one I don't care
You ever see you know what the worst shit is people try to like
Some people get the context that kinda match them and you really can’t tell and shit
Some people just fuck up
You ever see someone with pitch black skin and blue eyes
The fuck is on so black lightning bugs follow them in the daytime
Blue eyes look like a damn ?
Fuck is goin on