[verse 1]
Well I was out a drinking
With a couple of friends of mine
When the bartender handed me the telephone
Says There's a wife on the line
I told her I was just a drinking
With a couple of buddies I knew
She told me in a few short words
Just a what she wanted me to do

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She said Oh won't you come home and talk to a stranger
Cause you might even make yourself a friend
She said Won't you come home and talk to a stranger
It's the only place in days you haven't been

[verse 2]
Well I sat there about an hour
Talking with the rest of the guys
When she walked through that front door
She had Get home in her eyes
She said You've danced and talked
With every woman in town but me
And if you'd just come around the house
You might like my company
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