[Verse 1]
Well my baby's wearing a permanent smile
A satisfied look I hadn't seen for awhile
I haven't had no rings, fulfilled any dreams
But somethings come over my baby it seems

[Chorus]
I've got a funny feeling somebody's stealing my honey
Lord I love that child, love to see her smile
But these circumstances aren't funny
Where lies a danger, is he a stranger or a pal
I've got a funny feeling somebody's stealing my girl

[Verse 2]
If I came home early, Lord what would I find?
Maybe I'd rather just walk around blind
I know baby loves me, Lord I understand
I love how emotions can get out of hand

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
Wherever he is, well I'm calling his bluff
I'm going to start wearing that good smelling stuff
And I'll be the lover that I used to be
Whatever she's missing, she'll get it from me
[Chorus]

[Outro]
I've got a funny feeling somebody's stealing my girl