[Verse 1]
Well, I got a bumper sticker on the back of my truck
There ain't another like it 'cause I had it made up
I can tell who's behind me, they give themselves away
Lay on their horn when they read this phrase

[Chorus]
Honk if you honky tonk
Don't if you don't
But if you do, don't you love to?
Honk if you honky tonk

[Verse 2]
Me and Friday night go hand in hand
Ice cold beer and a swinging band
A girl on my arm that won't let go
She caught my little sign about a mile ago

[Chorus]
Honk if you honky tonk
Don't if you don't
But if you do, don't you love to?
Honk if you honky tonk

[Verse 3]
Well, just the other day I was cruising through town
Sheriff pulled me over, I thought I had it now
I rolled down my window, he said with a grin
"I want one of them stickers or I'm gonna run you in"
[Chorus]
Honk if you honky tonk
Don't if you don't
But if you do, don't you love to?
Honk if you honky tonk

[Chorus]
Honk if you honky tonk
Don't if you don't
But if you do, don't you love to?
Honk if you honky tonk

[Outro]
Honk if you honky tonk
I hear you honking, yeah
I'm pulling over, let's honky tonk