[Chorus]
Play me a Dancer, a Holder-Hander, or Honky-Tonker
Pull-Her-Up-Closer, Slow Romancer
Make Her Fall in Love with Me Song

[Verse 1]
The room is swimming with perty women
But how's a fella supposed to get close to'em?
The band is rocking, the joint is jumping
Mr. Guitar Man let me tell you something

[Chorus]
Play me a Dancer, a Holder-Hander, or Honky-Tonker
Pull-Her-Up-Closer, Slow Romancer
Make Her Fall in Love with Me Song

[Verse 2]
I see a redhead, I see a brunette
And there's a blonde I love I don't even know yet
I'm going crazy, you got to save me
I need a hugger and I don't mean maybe

[Chorus]
Play me a Dancer, a Holder-Hander, or Honky-Tonker
Pull-Her-Up-Closer, Slow Romancer
Make Her Fall in Love with Me Song
[Verse 3]
Play me a Dancer, a Holder-Handel, or Honky-Honker
Pull-Her-Up-Closer, Get-Next-to-Her,Sweet-Enough-to-Kiss-Her
Just-a-Little-Softer-So-She-Can-Hear-Me-Whisper, Slow Romancer
Make Her Fall in Love with Me Song