[Verse 1]
Here's my keys
I want you to take them
I think I'm going to need you, to get back home
Hold on to my hat, I don't want to lose it
I couldn't stand for something else to be gone
I'm sure you know the reason I'm here crying
I think you'll understand why

[Chorus]
Tonight
I'm the designated drinker
I just lost
The one who wrapped me around her finger
I need to get
To where I can't think of her
So tonight
I'm the designated drinker

[Verse 2]
I came here to get you to help me
I need a friend to see me through
I hated to call, I knew you wouldn't mind at all
I know you know I'd do the same for you
I'm not the kind that likes to drown my sorrows
I may hate myself tomorrow
[Chorus]
Tonight
I'm the designated drinker
I just lost
The one who wrapped me around her finger
I need to get
To where I can't think of her
So tonight
I'm the designated drinker

[Outro]
We need to get to where we can't think of her
So tonight
We're the designated drinkers
Woah tonight
We're the designated drinkers