[Josh Peck, David Dobrik & Zane Hijazi]
Did you hear Jason and Trisha are hanging out again? Sure did!
Why do you think that is? Could be true love, maybe
Well, fuck no, baby, their breakup made too much money
Cash, and Jason can afford his kids
And Trisha can buy some new tits
The video got so many hits

[Scotty Sire, Todd Smith, & Zane Hijazi]
They’re gonna get married, we can call it
The only thing fat is their wallets
Running to the bank, making deposits
Their breakups had no losses, only profits
They’re both so, so, so fucking rich
So, so, so fucking rich
So, so, so fucking rich
So, so, so fucking rich