I Fucked a Turkey
White
[Verse 1]
Yeah, I'm white (Yes, I'm white) and I'm white as I can be
And my white-boy eyes are bluer than my white-boy sea
Got my iPad, ******, and my privilege money
I call my daddy, "Daddy," and I call my mummy, "Mummy"
You can all fuck off, man, I got a fucking boat
My dad owns Google, my mum's the CEO
'Cause you can see me when I'm white, in the dark, boy, I'm still white
Why would I try to hide this? 'Cause I'm motherfucking white

[Hook]
Fuck gay pride, man, I'm proud to be white
Nothing wrong with black but at least I got my rights
Fuck gay pride, man, I'm proud to be white
Nothing wrong with black but at least I got my rights

[Verse 2]
Don't need to say I'm better, I already know it
'Cause my daddy got a plot of land out in the blue ocean
I'm killing humpback whales 'cause my gun; I be scoping
I got my white-boy rapping-shoes and, boy, they be golden
'Cause my flow so cold, it's snow, I know, oh no, it's so frozen
I go straight back to my hotel, free-throw some bars to be spoken
Leave it open, break beat, broken, bars and lyrics be smoking
I spit so pro, hey bro, say "Yo!," I grow my dough, it ain't slow, hoe
[Hook]
Fuck gay pride, man, I'm proud to be white
Nothing wrong with black but at least I got my rights
Fuck gay pride, man, I'm proud to be white
Nothing wrong with black but at least I got my rights

[Interlude]
I know I'm white, I'm better than you
I know I'm white, I'm better than you
(Sick)

[Verse 3]
My lyrics be so sick, I pay a doctor to fix them
I can also pay for childcare, won't look after my children
I won't know them 'til they come of age, become an adult
But by that time they'll have a job and own their own yacht
'Cause money, it corrupts, I don't care, I am white
Live my life until I die and I'll still be right-white
You can see my life turns out really good because I'm white
The world revolves around me because ******* suck