[Intro]
Uhh-umm, I'm fucked
Whoops, I think I just hit a cat (You killed my baby!)
Whoopsie!

[Verse 1]
My dick fall over, I'm Rolie Polie Olie
My dick fall over, I'm Rolie Polie Olie
My dick fall over, I'm rolling on my broski
You know-ski, we go ski, my dick be brokie-okie
You'll see, you know me, I'm only, the OG
Oh no, I'm so free, d'you know-ski? Totally
The biggest me-me, legitimately anybody wanna
Follow on me when I'm getting top from Miley
Spitting grimey-wimey, Doge be timey-wimey
Dick be spitting slimey, don't you say? Oh, crikey!
She from 1938, sent to war by the state
Giving her a kitchen and she learning a new trade
Clean the Escalade (Woman!)
She giving me brain (Woman!)
Driving me insane (Woman!)
Aye, aye, aye (Woman!)
Tickle Me Elmo, telling me, "Hell no!"
She on the telephone, calling the police (Oh shit, we're being pulled over)

[Skit]
You aware you were speeding?
Huh? No? Maybe I was a little fast, speedy!
Are you also under the influence, sir?
Only alcohol, your highness, and a little bit of wee–co–co–weed
Sir, I need you to step out of the car, I'm gonna need to confiscate this joint
Sir! Can you step out of the car, right now!
No
[Verse 2]
If I wanna drive under the influence
It's a predicament, and I am sick of you
Pulled over by the cops, rapping a different tune
Telling me who are you because of the mis-a-use
Calling me, "Mario," fucking a different hoe
Oh shit, I stubbed my toe, aye, yo, aye, yo
Internet misuse, I just took a shit too
Jake Paul lit too? Who he? Who you?
Who we? Who you? 1, 3, 1, 2
Look what I do, it's a big-a poo
Rapping on indifferent, showing me the clitoris
Make all of the woman biss, I got skills that you wish
You had, oh shit, too bad, you miss
Shit I profit, my dick is big
You be a gooby, truthfully, I do see
Why you be the "Who he?" like Bruce Lee
Such a beat on the Susan, he lazy
I come to a close, see, you see closely
I cover the beat, when–uhh–this is over
Luke-white cliffs of Dover looking for clover
Forages offensive and never be endlessly ending me
My enemy defenseless, I meant this
I finish you off like I finish this beat
Hold my tea, this song just came to a T
[Outro]
Yo, that was sick!
Naw, man, bare lit, fam
What?
It's really good
If you're wondering why I pulled you over, I'm sensing a fire in this car. Mind if I use it to light this spliff I just confiscated off these bums?
Aye, my *****