[Verse]
The time it took to make this EP's shorter than Trading Arms
If you look a gay person in the mouth, I'm creating harm
If you take a cheese from me, I am creating parm
But this pig makes me angery, I am hating farm
I really fucking hate this pig, but I am staying calm
Hopefully God kills this pig, I am praying hard
I'll focus on Pokémon, I am trading cards
This pig plays Pokémon too, and it knows disarm
I really fucking don't like pigs, I really fucking don't like pigs
Maybe it'll fetch this stick, maybe it'll fetch this stick
Get rid of this pig, quick, get rid of this pig, quick
Make a bacon sandwich, I don't give a shit
Pig rhymes with sausage, sausage rhymes with penis
Penis rhymes with woman, so that equals cleaner
Her bed equals dirty, and dirty rhymes with weenus
If weenus is the elbow then elbows aren't hygienic
I hate the gays, pigs like to run in grass
And I don't like the homos, they take it up the ass
I don't really want a gay fucking butty
So, don't give me bacon or I start cutting
I don't like pig or gay 'cause I'm from Texas
I don't like pigs, they taking up landmass
I don't like gay, and I don't like Kansas
I don't like anything that likes to get porked
[Outro]
Almost
Nah