[Intro]
Two, three!
J: Ooohhh….ooooh…

[Chorus]
B: Just wanna do something special for all the Ladies in the World
J: Oh yes
B: Just wanna do somethin' special
J: Ah
B: For all the Ladies in the world
J: Is that possible?
B: And the girls
Don't forget them girls

[Verse 1]
J: Caribbean
B: (Ladies)
J: Parisian
B: (Ladies)
J: Bolivian
B: (Ladies)
J: Namibian
B: (Ladies)
J: Eastern Indochinian
B: (Ladies)
J: Republic of Dominican
B: (Ladies)
J: Amphibian
B: (Ladies)
J: Presbyterian
B: (Ladies)
[Verse 2]
J: Outta sight
B: Amazin' ladies
J: Late night
B: Hard workin' ladies
J: Erudite
B: Brainy ladies
J: Hermaphrodite
B: Lady-man-ladies
J: Oh you sexy hermaphrodite lady-man-ladies
With your sexy lady bits
And your sexy man bits too
Even you must be in to you-ooo-ooo

[Verse 3]
B+J: All the ladies in the world
I wanna get next to you
Show you some gratitude
B: By makin' love to you
J: it's the least we can do…
B+J: If every soldier in the wo-orld
Put down his weapon and picked up a woman
What a peaceful world this world would be
B+J: Redheads not warheads
Blondes not bombs
We're talkin' about brunettes not fighter jets
J: Oooh Oooh it's got to be Sweet 16's not M-16's
When will the governments realize it's got to be funky sexy ladies?
[Bridge]
B: I have a vision and all I can see
Is all of you with ‘a all of me
In a world of peace and harmony
Where every lady gets a little piece of Bret-y
J: I've been to Paris, Wellington and Amsterdam
And a wham-bam, Merci, Danke, thank ‘a you ma'm
I don't care if you're ugly or you're skanky or you're small
Just wanna do a little something special for you all

[Chorus]
B: Just wanna do something special for all the ladies in the world
J: Ahh...all the old ladies...all the cleaning ladies
B: Just wanna do something special for all the ladies in the world
J: All the crazy ladies
B: And the girls
J: All the lazy ladies
B: And don't forget them girls
Ladies, Ladies, Ladies, Ladies

[Outro]
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