Flight of the Conchords
If You’re Into It
[Bret]
If you want me to
I could hang around with you
If I only knew
That’s what you’re into

[Jemaine]
You and him, him and you
If that’s what, you’re into
Him hangin ’round, around you
You’re hanging ’round, yeah, you’re there too

[Bret]
And if you want me to
I will take off all my clothes for you
I will take off all my clothes for you
If that’s what you’re into

[Jemaine]
How ’bout him, in the n***?
If that’s what you’re into
In the n*** in front of you
Is that what you’d wanna view?

[Bret]
If it’s cool with you
I’ll let you get naked too
It could be a dream come true
Providing that’s what you are into
[Jemaine]
Is that what you’re into?
Him and you, in the n***?
That’s what he’s prepared to do
Is that the kind of thing that you think you might be into?

[Bret]
And then maybe later
We’ll get hot by the refrigerator
In the kitchen next to the pantry
You think that might be what you fancy?

[Jemaine]
In the buff, being rude
Doing stuff with the food
Getting lewd with his food
We heard that’s what you are into

[Bret]
Then on our next date
Well, you could bring your roommate
I don’t know if Stu is keen to
But if you want we could double-team you

[Jemaine]
How about you and two dudes?
Him, you and Stu, in the n***
Being lewd with two dudes with food
Well, that’s if Stu’s into it, too
[Bret]
All the things I’d do
The things I’d do for you
If I only knew
That’s what you’re into