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Flight of the Conchords

"Bus Driver (Live in London)"

Uh, can we get some
Lighting that evokes

A kind of, uh
Unrequited love sentiment, please?

That's great

Uh, g'day, my name's Tony

On behalf of myself
And the coachline

I'd like to thank you for
Choosing to drive with us today

Uh, if you've got any questions

Don't hesitate just to sing out

If you look out to the right there
You'll see the bronze of Bluey

A local sheepdog who became
A member of Regional Council

It was a bloody great day for dogs

Uh, to your left there
You'll see a--

You'll see the local town
Wanker, John Thompson

G'day, John!
Bloody wanker

Nah, he's all right
The town hall

And note the mosaic wall

-Well, there are about
-Both: 5,600 tiles on that wall

I know, I counted them all

A local school

A local swimming pool

That was opened by
The governor general

Back in 1952

Well, I was caught
With a friend, aged 11

Sniffin' tractor fuel

Both: We thought
We were pretty cool

Breaking them changing shed rules

But do you see up there

The banner hanging in the air?

That's the Presbyterian Fair

But I never go

There's too many Presbyterians there

But if you're interested in fairs

In the very end of August every year

But don't bother entering the raffle

Both: It's always won
By some kid of the mayor

Well, look to your left

What a beautiful sight

It's Paula, Paula Thompson

Nee Paula Wright

Ooh, it's still gorgeous

Even now

It's flowing like
The Womahonga River

All: Which incidentally
Is to your right

And it's the largest, in the area

In terms of volume

Everybody look at Paula

Look at Paula Thompson

I always thought I'd marry Paula

But some things just
Don't work out that way

Well, that's the
Most important thing

You'll learn on the tour today

Both: Well, that, and the fact
There'll be a toilet break

At the Information Center

Near the man-made lake

Come on!

Just ask you one favor

If you do see Paula
In town later on

I'd appreciate it if you didn't
Mention the details of my tour

Same goes for my wife, Gloria

Ah, you'll recognize her 'cause she
Looks a hell of a lot like Paula

She often gets mistaken for Paula

But, uh, well...

She's not Paula, that's for sure

-One, two, three, four!
-Both: Paula Thompson born in '54

To a family of four

To the family next door

Take me back next door

Paula Thompson nee Paula Wright

That's her old house, number 39

Number 41 was mine

If this old coach
Could go back in time

I'd travel to 1979

Take me back

Take me back, take me back

All: Take, take, take
Take, take me back

Take me back, take me back

All: Take, take, take
Take, take me back

Take me back, take me back

Come on, take me back
Oh, take me back

Please take me back

Take me back

Sorry about that

Got a little carried away there

Uh, it's a very emotional
Intersection for me

Took a wrong turn there...

About 29 years ago

But, uh, that's the
End of the tour, so...

Yeah, enjoy your stay

Mind your step, and, uh...

Good on ya

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