[Chorus - Bret]
A kiss is not a contract
But it's very nice
Mmm, it's very nice

[Verse 1 - Bret]
Just because you've been
Exploring my mouth
Doesn't mean you get to take
An expedition further south, no

[Chorus - Bret (Jemaine)]
A kiss is not a contract
But it's very nice
(It's very, very nice)

[Verse 2 - Jemaine]
Just because we've been
Playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal
That's in my jockeys

[Verse 3 - Bret]
Just because I'm in a two-man novelty band
Doesn't mean it's all about poontang
I can't go around loving everyone
I just wouldn't get anything done
[Verse 4 - Jemaine]
You can take me out to dinner
That might be quite nice
You could buy me a burrito
And some beans and rice
But that won't get you into pant's paradise
They call it a fly because it takes you up to heaven
Oh-whoa

[Chorus - Bret and Jemaine]
A kiss is not a contract
But it's very nice
It's very, very nice

[Outro - Bret]
I'm only one man, baby, pretty baby
We're only two men, ladies
Oh babies, oh, pretty babies