[Intro]
Jemaine Clement: Whoa
Bret McKenzie: Whoa
Clement:Ooh
McKenzie: Whoa

[Brooke Fraser]
There are children
Who are so unwell
They have to live their
Lives in hospitals
They're feeling lost-pital
Mospital

[Dave Dobbyn (Savage)]
Children getting sicker
Drinking too much bubble mixture
They all just wanna be bubbles
(They all just wanna be bubbles)

[Boh Runga]
There must be something we can do
To stop these kids from doing spews

[Hook]
All: Feel inside
Flight of the Conchords: And stuff like that
All: Open up the lids
Help-a-help-a-help-a the kids
Feel inside
Fraser: And stuff like that
All: Open up the lids
Help-a-help-a-help-a the kids
[Ruby Frost]
Kids need us
To come together
We can make them better
We can get them some feta

[Sam Scott and Luke Buda]
Can raffle scooters, cars
And movie vouchers

[McKenzie]
John, stop blowing
All the money on couches

[Clement]
We need a million
And a hundred
Ten and twenty-one dollars

[Zowie]
We need to build a trap
So we can catch all the robbers

[Rikki Morris]
We'll take their money
We'll rob the robbers
[Nathan King]
So we can fill a house
Fill a house full of dollars

[Victoria Girling-Butcher]
We'll go to peoples and
Ask to borrow some money

[Flight of the Conchords]
They'll probably all just
Give us some money

[Runga]
We give them back less money
And cause a confusion

[Flight of the Conchords]
That's the solution
Yeah, that's the collusion

[Hook]
All: Feel inside
Lizzie Marvelly: And stuff like that
All: Open up the lids
Help-a-help-a-help-a the kids
Feel inside
Dobbyn: Feel inside
All: Open up the lids
Help-a-help-a-help-a the kids
[Peter Urlich]
The banks got the money
The money
They get it from the
Prime minister

[Massad]
The prime minister
Gets it from the queen

[Moana Maniapoto]
The queen gets the money
From the bank
Who gets it from the
Prime minister

[Young Sid]
The craziest financial
System I've ever seen

[Savage]
The kids that are sick can't do hip-hops anymore
Their tummies, their tummies could be very sore
We've gotta dig for some oil and some crystals and gold
Collect teeth for the tooth fairy and put 'em in a bowl

[Bridge]
Flight of the Conchords and Savage: In a bowl!
Kids of 88: In a bowl!
Flight of the Conchords and Savage: In a bowl!
Cherie Mathieson: In a bowl!
Flight of the Conchords and Savage: In a bowl!
Massad: In a bowl!
Flight of the Conchords and Savage: A giant bowl!
Marvelly: In a giant bowl!

[Tyree]
Stop writing lyrics about yourself
Get your magic wallet up off the shelf
Oh no that wallet's not there anymore
I know late night come knock at my door

[PNC]
We sneak in the room where my parents snore
My dad leaves his jeans lying on the floor
In his back pocket there's a wallet we can score
Get about 50 dollars or maybe more

[Tyree]
Your dad catches you with wallet in hand
Say it's for the kids, he'll understand

[PNC]
Don't need to worry, don't need to hide
I just tell my dad to feel inside

[Hook]
All: Feel inside
And stuff like that
Open up the lids
Help-a-help-a-help-a the kids
Feel inside
Savage: Feel inside
All: Open up the lids
Help-a-help-a-help-a the kids