[Intro]
Ouu! (Laughs)
Woah Penis!

[Hook]
Brand new fuck machine fuck my ass hard
With a dildo in my ass like I'm a cop
Have you ever seen a real cockahockstar
This ain't no guitar bitch this a cock
My cock told me to promise you gon' squeeze me
Better let me go when I need a pee
Soon as I fuck you on this bed I get the bus
And if that ain't okay don't give a fuck

[Verse 1]
It's safe to say I earned it, ain't a fella gave me cockin'
I'm ready to hop out on a booty, get to bustin'
Know you heard me say, "You gay, you gay," don't make me push the button
Full of cock, dropped enough cum to fill up a fuckin' bucket
Goin' for buckets, I got a whopper
I got a big bum, it hold a dumper, ain't goin' for nothin'
I'm ready to share it out on all these fellas, I can see 'em cumming
Just talked to my mama, she hit me on FaceTime just to check up on me and my brother
I was tied up, she know that her eldest son was guaranteed to get all of the cock in (Okay, let's go!)
I know that my massive cock was always guaranteed to get the poop
She know what I do, she know 'fore I run from an asshole, I'ma pull it out and shoot (Coom!)
Big massive D, I'm always waking up in wet sheets like I need the loo
I take a D, I take another massive penis like I'm a fucking dude

[Interlude]
And I'd take another penis too
(Laughs)
This song is so fucking autistic it's not even a fucking joke

[Hook]
Brand new fuck machine fuck my ass hard
With a dildo in my ass like I'm a cop
Have you ever seen a real cockahockstar
This ain't no guitar bitch this a cock
My cock told me to promise you gon' squeeze me
Better let me go when I need a pee
Soon as I fuck you on this bed I get the bus
And if that ain't okay don't give a fuck

[Verse 2]
Keep the cock in when I ride in the suburban
'Cause the penis had a young Iain swervin'
I got the cock watch me watch it like I'm a virgin
And the balls in, thats why there's sweat running down the back of my jersey
Take the cock out pull it out lick it clean and put it back in my ass
Take my stretched out booty hole and fill it up with shards of broken glass
Got a big dick have a wank get arrested keep on having wanks
Get beat up in jail get stabbed with a nail
Thats why I got a huge scar on my hand
Dick big gotta go to a tailor get made special pants
Big flid gotta go to the doctor get my special meds
Big jizz wake up with a huge stain smell like cum on my bed
Asshole smell like a 47 week old loaf of bread

[Interlude]
If you wouldn't mind
I would really enjoy if you brought back the hook
Please bring back the hook in the following bars

[Hook]
Brand new fuck machine fuck my ass hard
With a dildo in my ass like I'm a cop
Have you ever seen a real cockahockstar
This ain't no guitar bitch this a cock
My cock told me to promise you gon' squeeze me
Better let me go when I need a pee
Soon as I fuck you on this bed I get the bus
And if that ain't okay don't give a fuck