(Verse 1)
He is disfigured
He drove his car into a concrete wall
It is all over
He don’t remember anything at all
Oh, was he drinking? Oh
Or was he smoking on the PCP?
Do they still make that?
Yeah, yeah man, they give it out in therapy

(Chorus)
He was in therapy
He was in therapy
He was in therapy

(Verse 2)
Did you see what he ran over?
There is a creature lying under the car
And he’s still moving, oh
He just stood up and now he walked into a bar
He ordered cocktails
They asked him, “is there anything that you need?”
And he looked up, he said
He said, “I think I need some therapy”

(Chorus)
He needs some therapy
I need some therapy
I need some therapy
I need some therapy
I need some therapy
I need some therapy
(Solo)

(Verse 3)
I see the creature in my dreams
Ever since I had my accident
I stay at home and look up schemes
To assassinate the president
And I need help, oh
I need some therapy
I’m in pain
I think I need some fucking therapy

(Chorus)
He needs some therapy
He needs some therapy
He needs some therapy
I need some therapy
I need some therapy
He needs some therapy