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The Narcissist Cookbook
My Ass Is A Dumptruck (My Thighs Are Also Dumptrucks)

[Chorus]
My ass is a dumptruck
My thighs are also dumptrucks
My ass is a dumptruck
My thighs are also dumptrucks

[Verse 1]
Hey you top-heavy bitches
I don't play nice
I've got that low centre of gravity
Can't ever slip on ice
I've got these skinny jeans
I bought in 2019
Off the discount rack at TK Maxx
There's no denying that

[Chorus]
My ass is a dumptruck
My thighs are also dumptrucks
My ass is a dumptruck
My thighs are also dumptrucks

[Verse 2]
So listen up
I have this reoccurring dream
That I'm a giant-ass Terex MT6300-AC
And your boy (your boy)
Well, he's forgotten your name
Yeah, 600 tonnes of fun will fuck with anybody's game
My ass is a dumptruck

Oh, Beep beep motherfucker
No rear view mirrors, hit the gas
When I shift this hearsе into reverse
You'd bеtter clear a path
Beep beep motherfucker
No rear view mirrors, hit the gas
When I shift this hearse into reverse
You'd better clear a path

[Chorus]
My ass is a dumptruck
My thighs are also dumptrucks
My ass is a dumptruck
My thighs are also dumptrucks
My ass is a dumptruck
My thighs are also dumptrucks
My ass is a dumptruck
My thighs are also dumptrucks

(Ah, Jesus Christ)