[Verse 1]
I say a lot of stupid shit on the internet
Wine drunk out on my porch behind a cigarette
"Two wrongs together, right until you fucking left"
(He says waxing poetic in his head it helps him sleep I guess)
There's venom in the way I turned you into Somewhere safe and sound and vacant for my heart to stay and cower from the hands and rain
(That's allegory for my brain)
So pat me on the fucking back
I'm smoking daydream by the zip depicting my head in your lap

[Chorus]
I'm not that drunk
I meant everything everything I said girl
I'm not fucked up
I meant everything I said girl

[Verse 2]
Okay so maybe being self aware will make you less embarrassing
At least that's what I thought until I got up to the mic to sing about some stupid made up shit that don't even mean anything
As evident by all your faces I haven't fooled anybody
Human soliloquy
A liability to anybody that fucks with him heavily
Carefully either or don't buy it anymore
Humiliated but lacking humility

[Bridge]
Guess I bring this on myself every time I need some
Therapy or pills or something I don't give a fuck
Can you prescribe me peace of mind because I'm running out of luck
[Chorus]
I'm not that drunk
I meant everything everything I said girl
I'm not fucked up
I meant everything I said girl

[Outro]
Guess I bring this on myself every time I need some
Help me Jesus
Tell me Jerry Springer and point a finger
Guess I bring this on myself every time I need some
Help me Jesus
Tell me Jerry Springer and point a finger
Guess I bring this on myself every time I need some
(I'm not that drunk)
Help me Jesus (I meant everything I said girl)
Tell me Jerry Springer and point a finger
Guess I bring this on myself every time I need some
(I'm not fucked up)
Help me Jesus (I meant everything I said girl)
Tell me Jerry Springer and point a finger
Guess I bring this on myself every time I need some
(I'm not that drunk)
Help me Jesus (I meant everything I said girl)
Tell me Jerry Springer and point a finger
Guess I bring this on myself every time I need some
(I'm not that drunk)