Goku vs Wario - Epic Rap Battles of Cancer

Goku:

Hello, It’s Goku, here to give you a good scare

Hearing a good battle with me in it is pretty rare

I’M PICKLE RICK, you can call me Mr. Meeseeks

You stupid nasty bitch, I bet you would vore Waluigi

I shouldn’t waste my time, you really are a runt

I have to go home and check on Gohan, that fucking cunt

I’ll grab your tiny dragonballs and rip off your dick

I’ll only have to go my first form to defeat you, bitch



Wario:

Ehh, you are fucking gay, shut up faggot

I’ll eat you like garlic, stomp you like a maggot

Better open wide for my big ass on you, see?

I’ll pee in your mouth and rub it with feces

If you really wish to win, you best go Ultra Instinct

Because none of your forms could top my level of thinking

Feel my big ass, take a look at my nice sharts

I’ll find Chi-Chi and rape her, break your heart