[Verse 1]
If your paycheck depends on the weather and the clock
If your conversation calls for a little more than a coffee pot
If you need to pour your heart out and try to rectify some situation, that you're facin'
Contact your American Honky-Tonk Bar Association

[Verse 2]
When Uncle Sam dips in your pocket, for most things you don't mind
But when your dollar goes to all of those standin' in a welfare line
Well, rejoice you have a voice if you're concerned about the destination, of this great nation
It's called the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association

[Chorus]
It represents the hardhat, gun rack, achin' back, overtaxed, flag-wavin', fun-lovin' crowd
Well, their heart is in the music and they love to play it loud
There's no forms or applications, there's no red tape administrations
It's the American Honky-Tonk Bar, Association

[Verse 3]
We're all one big family, throughout the cities and the towns
We don't reach for handouts, we reach for those who are down
And every local chapter has a seven day a week available consultation, for your frustration
It's called the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association

[Chorus]
It represents the mud flaps, six-pack, beer crack, overtaxed, flag-wavin', fun-lovin' crowd
Well, their heart is in the music and they love to play it loud
There's no forms or applications, there's no red tape administrations
It's the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association
[Outro]
Go join your American Honky-Tonk Bar Association
Do not delay
Contact today
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