[Verse 1: Michael Peterson]
There's a party in my honor
Aat my house tonight
A few of my old drinking buddies
Will be dropping by

[Pre-Chorus 1: Travis Tritt]
They'll come to celebrate my graduation
After eight long years, of higher education

[Chorus: Michael Peterson]
So here's to me
I finally passed the bar
As I drove by that old honky tonk
Still tugging at my heart
I never dreamed
That neon night school
Would ever be so hard
I can't believe at last
I finally passed the bar

[Verse 2: Travis Tritt]
I've got an awful lot of memories
Ha, that I can't recall
But I know from those old stories
I must have had a ball
[Pre-Chorus 2: Michael Peterson, Travis Tritt]
Oh, with the money that I spent on my tuition
(What would you do hoss)
Well, I could retire and spend
The rest of my life fishing (ha, ha, ha!)
(Oh, well)

[Chorus: Michael Peterson]
So here's to me
I finally passed the bar
As I drove by that old honky tonk
Still tugging at my heart
I never dreamed
That neon night school
Would ever be so hard
I can't believe at last
I finally passed the bar

[Bridge: Travis Tritt, Michael Peterson]
I was first in my class
To the bottom of a glass
But it was killing me (tell me about it)
I used to get loaded
But now I've been voted
Most likely to succeed (whoo!)
[Chorus: Michael Peterson, Travis Tritt]
So here's to me
I finally passed the bar
As I drove by that old honky tonk
Still tugging at my heart
I never dreamed
That neon night school
Would ever be so hard
Oh, I can't believe at last
I finally passed the bar

[Outro: Michael Peterson, Travis Tritt]
Oh, I can't believe at last
I finally passed the bar!
Whoo! (congratulations)