I took a double take out on the interstate
When I saw her makin' eyes at me
So I followed her down to Clubhouse Drive
Past the pool and the 18th green
And in the parkin' lot I said, It's mighty hot
Maybe I could buy you a beer
She said, "I'm glad you asked, but I'll have to pass
Cause only members are allowed in here ... and I said

I'm a member of a country club
Country music is what I love
I drive an old Ford pick-up truck
I do my drink-in from a dixie cup
Yea I'm a bona-fide dancin' fool
I shoot a mighty mean game of pool
At any honky-tonk or roadside pub
I'm a member of a country club"

You look so invitin'...thought it might be excitin'
For a woman with a limousine
To go bouncin around in a beat up truck
With a man in wore out jeans
It's five o'clock before Friday night
Here's where the fun begins
So don't worry 'bout your reputation
Cause you can tell all your friends ...
That I'm a member of a country club
Country music is what I love
I drive an old Ford pick-up truck
I do my drink-in from a dixie cup
Yea I'm a bona-fide dancin' fool
I shoot a mighty mean game of pool
At any honky-tonk or roadside pub
Well I'm a member of a country club

Yea I'm a member of a country club
Country music is what I love
I drive an old Ford pick-up truck
I do my drink-in from a dixie cup
Yea I'm a bona-fide dancin' fool
I shoot a mighty mean game of pool
At any honky-tonk or roadside pub
Well I'm a member of a country club
At any honky-tonk or roadside pub
Well I'm a member of a country club