[Verse 1]
I'm in my fancy dress
You said we'd leave at eight
You're in your bowling shoes
You call that a date
I should have known this wouldn't work
You jerk!

[Pre-Chorus]
It was suppose to be, our anniversary
Instead you chose a night that wasn't heavenly
Tell me, there must be someone better

[Chorus]
It was the worst year, it was the worst year
Ripped my heart right from my chest-