[Verse 1: Vylet Pony]
Oh
We're the guys
Coming to ya
With cheese galore
And songs with more
You have never expect what from us that you get from other people
We're people
Who do things
Normal people
Who like things
We're the guys
Do you even—do you know who we are?
We're the people who never get publicity
Yeah, that's who we are

[Verse 2: Vylet Pony]
Tee-hee, tee-hee
Tee-hee, tee-hee
Tee-hee, tee-hee
Ouuuhhh

[Verse 3: Vylet Pony, Tommy Banana]
We're the guys, yes we are
We're the guys, yes we are
We wear tophats, not tophats
We wear ties, we don't have ties
We wear clothes without clothes
And then we laugh when we don't laugh
We talk when we don't talk
And we do everything when we're not doing anything
Yeah! That's who we are
We're the guys
Listen to us
Listen to us singing even though we're rapping
Yes, we're singing even though we're rapping
We're rapping though we're singing
That's it, we're making absolute nonsense out of this song
So, basically, there's no reason for there to be beats at the end of this song
So we really don't know why we're talking
There's really no—there's really no reason to do this
There's actually—it's taking a really long time (Yeah)
About one minute long
I don't know, is this about one minute long now? (Yeah)
I don't know, I'm just gonna keep talking, so
[Verse 4: Vylet Pony, Tommy Banana]
We're the guys (Yeah)
We're coming to ya (Yeah)
We got cheese (Yeah)
In our pockets
Yes we do
We got legs out
We got the bottom of your legs
We got the cheese legs
We got the legs all over the place (Got your leg out)
We got Bobby Flay
We got Cheesy Flay
We got Bob Bob Bob
Bob Bob Bob Bob
Bob Bob Bob Bob
Bob Bob Bob Bob
And Megan Fox (Yep)