[Spoken Intro]
(85, right?)
(85)
(85)
(Okay, 85)

Oh-oh, Ralph Egg
Oh-oh-oh

Ralph Egg
Ralph Egg
Ralph Egg
Ralph Egg

[Verse: Vylet Pony, Sylver Stripe]
Oh, Ralph Egg
Oh-oh-oh, Ralph Egg
Where did you come from and start [?], oh-oh
Ralph Egg, where did you go wrong?
Did you know that armed robbery's illegal? (Ah, fuck)

I tried to warn him, Ralph Egg, oh
Don't wanna see him go super-sun
But he's in the slammer now, slammer now
What's he gonna do?
Oh, Ralph
Ralph Egg
What the hell kind of name is that?
Oh, Ralph

[Spoken]
Man, Ralph
What's been up with Ralph, dude?
Man, dude, Ralph, his life's been a mess
He just cracked it open, dude
He just- He's cracked open everything, man
Talk about hard-boiled
Hard-boiled, yeah
How about his name? Egg? (Egg?)
What kind of a family name is that?
Ralph Egg
Like imagine his parents growing up with that
Like, oh, Mrs. Egg, Mr. Egg

[Verse: Vylet Pony, Sylver Stripe]
Ralph Egg
Yeah, Ralph Egg
Ralph, Ralph
Ralph Egg, Ralph, Ralph, ha-ha
Ralph Egg, Ralph Egg
Ralph Egg, he's got a hat
[Spoken]
He's got a really big hat
Like, it's really- it's a cowboy hat, basically
[?]
He's gonna direct that gallon hat
He's gonna drink it all
Man, his life is in shambles, it's in scrambles
He's got a scrambled life right now
Man, dude, he's the devil, man
His life's about to go sunny-side-up one day
Man, that's no over easy statement
*laughing*
What the- what?
It's no over easy statement
I'm gonna- oh, no