[Intro: Jimmy OIOIOIO + VYLET]
I killed Liz
I killed the teen dream
Deal with it

[Verse 1: Jimmy OIOIOIO]
Casi cada idioma, yo lo hago todo
Casi cada carcinoma, yo lo curo todo
¿Cómo te llamas?
Me llamo tu único rival
Un holograma como Tupac en los festival'
Vivo en la arte
Tenía ojo pero lo dejé aparte
Soy el impostor entre los tripulantes
No me da miedo porque lo dejé aparte

[Interlude: Jimmy OIOIOIO + VYLET]
Elizabeth Purr, the very picture of teenage perfection

[Bridge: Jimmy OIOIOIO]
Vivo en la arte, lo dejé aparte
Vivo en la arte, lo dejé aparte
Vivo en la arte, lo dejé aparte
Vivo en la arte, lo dejé aparte

[Interlude: Jimmy OIOIOIO + VYLET]
You're the kind of girl that tells
A tattle tale
A rat!

[Verse 2: Jimmy OIOIOIO]
What do we do now?
Switch presidents
Tried to go to court but they said there's no evidence
It's hot in here
Go call the firemen
Like Judy Greer
Catch me on Letterman
Sweets in the salt like a sea ship shanty
Atlantic City taffy, would you like some candy?
Fruity fairy princess, not so manly
I love being skinny, call me Flat Stanley

[Interlude: Jimmy OIOIOIO + VYLET]
Tomás has a dinky weenie
Hello! She lives in Whittier!

[Chorus: Jimmy OIOIOIO + VYLET]
This is my chocolate cake
This is my chocolate cake
This is my chocolate cake
This is my chocolate cake
Bitches think I'm a snake
As if, get out my way
Keep you on your toes like ballet
This is my chocolate cake

[Interlude: Jimmy OIOIOIO + VYLET]
Liz is the cat's meow, purr

[Verse 3: VYLET]
Got so many racks, my closet looks like Clueless
Custom made, just for me, everything exclusive
Your boyfriend thinks of me at night, special thanks to Cupid
If you used your brain to think more often, you would be less stupid (Duh)
I killed Liz, the teen dream
What you gonna do, bitch?
That's a reference to a movie, must've been elusive
Paparazzi snapped a pic, the tabloids are abusive
This just in, Channel 4
Your career is ruined (Ruined)

[Chorus: Jimmy OIOIOIO + VYLET]
I bet your bag is fake
Parlez-vous français ?
Pussy sweet like parfait
This is my chocolate cake

[Interlude: Alice Eldridge]
Spanish... Centipedes!
Oh, hell!
I'm a huge fan
I know a little Spanish
Hot as I'm gonna get!

[Verse 4: Jimmy OIOIOIO + VYLET]
Went the wrong way, I made a U-turn
Flew too close to the sun, got a sunburn
I'll get this Grammy, you'll fail your midterm
You're on Weight Watchers, I got a tapeworm
Your baby's ugly, throw out that newborn
I stole your man, that wedding dress unworn
Girl, are you Amish? Go fetch that butter churn
Nancy Pelosi, this meeting's adjourned

[Interlude: VYLET + Jimmy OIOIOIO]
I'm eating ice cream, you want a bite?
Betch!

[Outro: Jimmy OIOIOIO + Alice Eldridge]
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Oh, hell! Hi, I'm Judy Greer. And I was in Jawbreaker with Rose McGowan, Rebecca Gayheart, and Julia... Beans? Whoever that is! And it was directed by Darren Stein! Rest in peace Ermintrude, and I love J. Crew. And Judy Greer was on Letterman three times! Sexy grandma loves this song, purr... Jimmy! And VYLET, are the cat's meow