[Chorus 1: Both]
We are Siamese if you please
We are Siamese if you don't please
We are from the residence of Siam
There is no finer cat than I am

[Verse 1: Hilary Duff]
Do you see that thing swimming 'round and 'round?
Maybe we can reach in and make it drown
If we sneaking up upon it carefully
There will be a head for you and a tail from me

[Chorus 2: Both]
We are Siamese if you please
We are Siamese if you don't please
Now we're looking over our new domicile
If we like we stay for maybe quite a while

[Verse 2: Haylie Duff Duff]
Do you hear what I hear?
A baby cry
Where we finding baby, there is milk near by
And if we look in baby buggy there could be
Plenty of milk for you
And also some for me
[Chorus 3: Both]
We are Siamese if you please
We are Siamese if you don't please
Now we're looking over our new domicile
If we like we stay for maybe quite a while
We are Siamese if you please
We are Siamese if you don't please
We are from the residence of Siam
There is no finer cat than I am (no, I am)
There is no finer cat than I am (no, I am)
There are no finer cats than we am