Fuck the wife she took the kids
Fuck the wife she took my house
Fuck the wife she took my job
Fuck the wife she took the dog

And now, i'm a shattered man

*instrumental*

My wife
My wife
Won't let me hit the kids
My wife
My wife
Won't let me kill the dog
My wife
My wife
All she does is bitch and nag
My wife
My wife
That bitch gave me the clap

My wife
She won't let me sell those kids

My wife
All she does is bitch and scream

My wife
What a sick ungrateful bitch

My wife
Only reason i can't cream

Oh man... i haven't been hard since i met her...