Elias (WWE)
The Ballad of Every Town I’ve Ever Been To...
[Intro - spoken]
Hello. I am Elias
And you're going to remember this forever
I was born a drifter
And my highway is the sky

[Verse 1]
Pittsburgh to Philly
Chicago to LA
Portland, San Diego
Down to Santa Fe
Hartford to Albany
Couldn't get much worse
Every time I come here it feels like I've been cursed
Minneapolis, all the way to Omaha
I can't even describe the ignorance I saw

[Chorus]
I'm waiting for a town that's not such a disgrace
But I see so many stupid people, I wanna punch them in the face

[Verse 2]
Every city I go, it all feels the same
It's got to be the people, they're the ones to blame
Detroit to Nashville - it's an American music scene
When I look into their eyes it makes me wanna scream
[Chorus]
I'm waiting for a town that's not such a disgrace
But I see so many lost people, I wanna punch them in the face

[Verse 3]
New York, it feels like hell
And San Antonio as well
Phoenix to Seattle is where my darkest thoughts dwell

[Chorus]
I'm waiting for a town that's not such a disgrace
Grab your cross and walk with me, or I'll punch you in the face
I'm waiting for a town that's not such a disgrace
But I see so many stupid people, I wanna punch them in the face

[Outro - spoken]
So I'll keep searching
Until I find that town
But until that day
I'll be around